Friday, August 26, 2005

Funny news once again

Holland's Park Rangers Combat Outdoor Sex



AMSTERDAM, Holland -- Park rangers in Holland are using stinging nettles and thistles to stop couples having sex in the open.


Jos Evers, head ranger of Het Twiske park, near Amsterdam, says about 75 to 100 people regularly use the park for sex, so his rangers have cut back bushes to create space for nettles and thistles to grow, reports De Telegraaf.


"When the weather is fine, we find 10 to 15 couples. They are very difficult to catch because they warn each other with mobile phones when they hear us approaching."


Other tactics include stepping up police patrols and converting one of the most popular areas into a paintball venue.


-- WHOA! Bad plan by the park rangers, Voyeurwebbers. If they're going to turn a section of the park into a paintball venue, the should continue to let the couples have sex there and just give the paint-ballers extra points for splooshing the nekkid couples, hehehe! Hmmm ... I think I just invented a new video game, hehehe! -- "Creative Genius" Igor

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